Snarks and Ladders

I have two Twitter accounts.

One I use rather sporadically.  That may happen to be the account associated with this blog.

The other I use very frequently.  That account is associated with my other blog.

‘They’ say that you shouldn’t tweet too frequently.  Try not to tweet more than once an hour, or you’ll annoy people.  Try to tweet somewhat regularly, or people will be bored.  Try not to vent your personal problems, because people don’t like TMI.  Don’t be too disgusting, because it is the public domain, and you don’t want people using it against you.  Don’t link too often, because that’s annoying.  Don’t follow too many people, or you’ll look like a try hard.  Follow some, or you’ll look like a snob.

Well, nuts to all that.

If you are tweeting just to amass followers, go ahead and worry about all that bullshit.  If you are tweeting because it’s fun, because you enjoy spouting off little 140 character snippets of awesomeness, do whatever the hell you like.  If people don’t like it, there’s the unfollow button.  I know I don’t get offended if someone unfollows me. I don’t get any money, accolades, or anything else for follows.  I don’t actually WANT thousands of people following me – that would be weird.  So why should I follow these imbecilic rules?

Poop on you and your rules, crazy know it all people, poop on you.

• Parents arrive today! House must be sparkling! Cookies must be baked! Easter Eggs must be hidden! #
• Must not eat the easter eggs purchased for the family. Must not eat the Easter eggs purchased for the family. Must… resist….. *drool* #
• So, having a go at the boss' wife's best friend may have been a poor move career wise. But boy was it satisfying! #
• Something that is just telling me to keep being persistent. Can't hurt too much, I guess! #
• Kamiko got an epic haul last night. SIX mice lined up at my back door this morning #
• I really think my mood could be improved at least 50% just by getting laid. Funny, how important sex is when you aren't getting it! #
• Heeeeeeeeadache! Owowowowowowowowowowow #
• Breathing is totally overrated, right? #

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• I hate being little more than a passing fancy. #
• I can not deny that you were designed for my punishment *headbangs* #
• I hate mosquitoes! /scratchscratch #
• The cats are sleeping, everything's quiet… an an ideal world, this would be the perfect time for some snuggling! #
• Too fooking lazy to cook. Got all excited about dinner for nothing! #
• Some days, the forum I help moderate in my spare time REALLY PISSES ME OFF. Fucking people bitching over stupid shit. Gah! #
• You know when you wake up, and you just KNOW it is going to be a bad day? Yeah….. #
• Realisation: I should have got that benchtop mixer today. I want to bake! #
• Another day, another dollar. Although I'm not sure I am getting paid enough to work 5am – 8pm, really. #
• I wish people would learn that there is more to life than chasing the opposite sex, and obsessing over it. It's not all about picking up! #

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• I hate how 'un-social' social media has become. I swear its more about blocking yourself off than socialising. #
• Can you believe I am going to watch a game of fucking CRICKET. Anything to put off cleaning, right? #
• This sandfly menace is driving me bananas! *scratches* #

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• *trudges off to work for another crappy day* #
• oooops… I seem to have devoured a whole packet of Jarlesburg cheese in just 2 days. Mmmmm yum #

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• So, I've had my microwave for over a year… and only just NOW finally noticed the 1 minute button. /fail #
• My brain woke up this morning distinctly screaming 'FUCK YOU ANGELA' so loudly it may have woken my neighbours. Hangover!!!! #
• So fucking drunk… and swooning epically for no reason at all work tomorrow shall be fun! #
• I just want to scream at someone… then cry. GAH #

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• @softthistle whar are your Daily Booths? we miss them! in reply to softthistle #
• hahaha, friend of mine had never heard the expression 'As toey as a Roman sandal' until just then. #
• http://bit.ly/9PA4qT help, I'm stuck at day 2 and don't know what to do! Owait… you need a man for that step. D'oh #
• And Austar (cable TV) is ordered. Bring on the footy! (Oh yeah, I am SUCH a bogan) #
• OMFG a KID did naked friday on daily booth. that's horrifying!!! Supervise your kiddies, guys! #
• Well, last night's drinking session FAILED. $70, and I was sober as a judge. what a waste! #
• My cats are total dorkfaces. #
• I had forgotten that the downside to losing weight is that none of your pants stay up anymore #
• Does anyone else lose their cable for their camera ALL THE TIME? I am so absent minded #
• Yay for another $400 electricity bill. I really don't know HOW I use so much power all by myself. #
• I've learned my lesson… honesty is out the window, little white lies all the way! #
• I wish I could stop myself from being angry and hurtful. I honestly don't want to be #

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• yep, that was hideous. Want to go to bed and cry, and can't. Fuck it all. #
• and now to brace myself for something that is inevitably going to be ugly. Goodie. #
• Oh how I missed you computer!!! <3 #
• *sigh* What a giant ball of epic fail. I want a new job. http://bit.ly/aUsV20 #

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• @softthistle when I get home, I think we shall need some serious girly gossip time ^^ #
• I wish I had a way if making him understand just how I feel. Terrified of sounding too full on, terrified of him thinking I don't care #
• @Magnetoboldtoo um… yikes? Good grief, where's a gun when you need one? in reply to Magnetoboldtoo #
• My head is in a right royal mess at the moment. So much for being cool, calm and collected! #
• http://bit.ly/7IPapw and people wonder why some days I just want to give up on teaching. Bring it on, Gillard! #

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• http://bit.ly/4H749o Oh good grief… it's getting tiresome hearing how nothing is good for us anymore. Get over it! #

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