Feb 05 2011
The other day I said something Kamiko took exception to. Then I wouldn’t let her outside. Then I may have decided to try and scratch her tummy while she was sleeping on her back. I can’t help myself, I just feel the urge to assert my authority over her in small and petty ways. I’m a cat dictator!
So, she gave me a nasty look, then curled up and went back to sleep. I thought that was the end of it. But no…
She waited until I was going to the bathroom, and followed me in. Cats following you into the bathroom to watch you do your business is perfectly normal, by the way. Or at least, it is in the lazy arse household of ‘I live alone and will not shut any more doors than is absolutely required or wear any more clothes than I deem necessary’ .
So, while I got around to doing that stuff you do in the bathroom, she sat, and she waited. When she could tell I was mid pee, and unable to reach over and swat her, she tugged my bath towel off its hook, and peed on it. Then, with a little self satisfied cat-smirk, she walked over, scratched my leg, and walked away.
People try to tell me cats are not smart. That they aren’t capable of conscious decision making.
They haven’t seen a cat revenge pee on your stuff, clearly.