Snarks and Ladders

• Parents arrive today! House must be sparkling! Cookies must be baked! Easter Eggs must be hidden! #
• Must not eat the easter eggs purchased for the family. Must not eat the Easter eggs purchased for the family. Must… resist….. *drool* #
• So, having a go at the boss' wife's best friend may have been a poor move career wise. But boy was it satisfying! #
• Something that is just telling me to keep being persistent. Can't hurt too much, I guess! #
• Kamiko got an epic haul last night. SIX mice lined up at my back door this morning #
• I really think my mood could be improved at least 50% just by getting laid. Funny, how important sex is when you aren't getting it! #
• Heeeeeeeeadache! Owowowowowowowowowowow #
• Breathing is totally overrated, right? #

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• I hate being little more than a passing fancy. #
• I can not deny that you were designed for my punishment *headbangs* #
• I hate mosquitoes! /scratchscratch #
• The cats are sleeping, everything's quiet… an an ideal world, this would be the perfect time for some snuggling! #
• Too fooking lazy to cook. Got all excited about dinner for nothing! #
• Some days, the forum I help moderate in my spare time REALLY PISSES ME OFF. Fucking people bitching over stupid shit. Gah! #
• You know when you wake up, and you just KNOW it is going to be a bad day? Yeah….. #
• Realisation: I should have got that benchtop mixer today. I want to bake! #
• Another day, another dollar. Although I'm not sure I am getting paid enough to work 5am – 8pm, really. #
• I wish people would learn that there is more to life than chasing the opposite sex, and obsessing over it. It's not all about picking up! #

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• I hate how 'un-social' social media has become. I swear its more about blocking yourself off than socialising. #
• Can you believe I am going to watch a game of fucking CRICKET. Anything to put off cleaning, right? #
• This sandfly menace is driving me bananas! *scratches* #

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• *trudges off to work for another crappy day* #
• oooops… I seem to have devoured a whole packet of Jarlesburg cheese in just 2 days. Mmmmm yum #

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• So, I've had my microwave for over a year… and only just NOW finally noticed the 1 minute button. /fail #
• My brain woke up this morning distinctly screaming 'FUCK YOU ANGELA' so loudly it may have woken my neighbours. Hangover!!!! #
• So fucking drunk… and swooning epically for no reason at all work tomorrow shall be fun! #
• I just want to scream at someone… then cry. GAH #

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• @softthistle whar are your Daily Booths? we miss them! in reply to softthistle #
• hahaha, friend of mine had never heard the expression 'As toey as a Roman sandal' until just then. #
• http://bit.ly/9PA4qT help, I'm stuck at day 2 and don't know what to do! Owait… you need a man for that step. D'oh #
• And Austar (cable TV) is ordered. Bring on the footy! (Oh yeah, I am SUCH a bogan) #
• OMFG a KID did naked friday on daily booth. that's horrifying!!! Supervise your kiddies, guys! #
• Well, last night's drinking session FAILED. $70, and I was sober as a judge. what a waste! #
• My cats are total dorkfaces. #
• I had forgotten that the downside to losing weight is that none of your pants stay up anymore #
• Does anyone else lose their cable for their camera ALL THE TIME? I am so absent minded #
• Yay for another $400 electricity bill. I really don't know HOW I use so much power all by myself. #
• I've learned my lesson… honesty is out the window, little white lies all the way! #
• I wish I could stop myself from being angry and hurtful. I honestly don't want to be #

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• yep, that was hideous. Want to go to bed and cry, and can't. Fuck it all. #
• and now to brace myself for something that is inevitably going to be ugly. Goodie. #
• Oh how I missed you computer!!! <3 #
• *sigh* What a giant ball of epic fail. I want a new job. http://bit.ly/aUsV20 #

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• @softthistle when I get home, I think we shall need some serious girly gossip time ^^ #
• I wish I had a way if making him understand just how I feel. Terrified of sounding too full on, terrified of him thinking I don't care #
• @Magnetoboldtoo um… yikes? Good grief, where's a gun when you need one? in reply to Magnetoboldtoo #
• My head is in a right royal mess at the moment. So much for being cool, calm and collected! #
• http://bit.ly/7IPapw and people wonder why some days I just want to give up on teaching. Bring it on, Gillard! #

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• http://bit.ly/4H749o Oh good grief… it's getting tiresome hearing how nothing is good for us anymore. Get over it! #

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• Totally squeeing right now! #

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