Feb 05 2010
Epic Kid Quotes: Week One
“What happened Miss? Were you sick in the holidays or something… you look anorexic!” (Gee, thanks for noticing I dropped a couple of kilos, girls!)
Followed by a whispered “Serious! Look! She doesn’t have a belly anymore!” Yes, girls, I DID hear that!
“You must be missing Mr N. It’s ok, we’ll find you a new man” (seeing as Mr N. was my neighbour who was older than my parents… it could be an interesting case of matchmaking)
“So, did you have fun riding the slopes Miss?” (Referring to my holiday – little was I aware he was NOT talking about skiing. Some of my students are racist gits.)
“For the new people, she’s the chubby one over there” (The boss, who in my mind counts as one of the kids, pointing out the 7 month pregnant teacher to the new staff. First idiotic comment of the year from the higher ups, check!)
“I like sex… and eating” (one of my senior students, when their new teacher asked if anyone was interested in any sports).’
“Heh, I always thought those bombs you’re talking about were called Mushroom Bombs” (when the arms race meets Super Mario Brothers!)
Sometimes, i quite enjoy being back at work!! And so far, only one student tried to stab another one! /win
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